1. allthingstechtheatre:

    whitehairkun:

    uhhsage:

    petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

    "Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

    *aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

    december-whether-or-not

    "The Bible says Adam and Eve,

    not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

    Mom: “your just going through a stage”

    Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

    (via bookofneilpatrickharris)

     
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  4. icriedwhenbobbydied:

    stunningpicture:

    A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

    nash grier

    (via biancadelflawless)

     

  5. gayblowjob:

    omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND

    (via biancadelflawless)

     

  6. autumn-impala:

    Every one who reblogs this will get a rad skeleton in their submit

    every

    SINGLE

    ONE

    (via bookofneilpatrickharris)

     

  7. farrahfuckingflawless:

    hilarydank:

    *sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

    People should do this please

    (via bookkakeboy)

     

  8. 2011fringeboy:

    tasting cum for the first time like
    image

    (via bookkakeboy)

     
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  10. I want Evan Peters in my ass

    (Source: somebody-who, via somebody-who)